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I am in my early 50's and just learned to use the F word. I use it all the time now, in my journal, in my anger, in my screaming, just for fun or whenever I damn please. Yup, damn is another new word for me.

P.S. In order to survive, I had to be good and perfect, contained and orderly. I was never allowed to show or express any feelings or emotions.
Rebuilding Me, awesome stuff. I was an incredibly repressed and compliant child too

I have a vocabulary that most resembles a pirate's these days. I am not entirely authentic with my T though - I've not said the F word in front of her yet, which frankly is an ****ing miracle!



I especially like making up insults - I found a really good set of words on the internet that you can put together to form creative insults. I need to find it and post it.
Totally hilarious!! You go Draggers!

I am not sure I have any confessions here that I could actually share. lol

Oh I know one I can share. I live in an apartment building and my landlord said I could only have one pet. I had a dog already but wanted to keep fish. So I built cabinets and put 210 gallons worth of fish tanks in my apartment. Kept them for 3 years without her never having a clue. lol. I gave them up finally because I just got sick of taking care of them.
Hahaha to the last one. That's hilarious!

The other day I ate all of the Divine fairtrade choc with caramel bits meant for Mr Mallard and I to share. When he found out, he revealed that he'd eaten half of his son's Ritter Sport chocs we brought home from Germany. Having just been neatly hoisted by my own petard I couldn't say anything!!
Real proud of myself, but not yet ready to do the same when face to face.
I wrote a painful revealing e-mail to my t last week and got so frustrated at the end that I wrote a f*** you at about everybody who's ever been in my life and just didn't get what was going on. I ended by a "and F*** you too, (T's name)" if, after this elaborate explanation, you might not get it either. It felt good. And she called me... so it helped Smiler
OK, time to 'fess up then. Roll Eyes Years ago at the place I used to work, we had graduates come in for practical experience from time to time. I was due to take one of them out suryeying on some land the company owned. It just so happened that the offices of the local authority were across the road; the usual bureaucratic maze of rooms, so I sent said brain box over their offices to obtain a license for us to do our surveying. The poor sod was gone for hours and then came back very apologetic that he hadn't managed to get the required paperwork. I didn't have the heart to let on Big Grin
About 5 years ago I was an outreach worker. I was at the office doing paperwork from the night before and one of my coworkers, who had a habit of grating everyone's nerves (and he was pretty close to getting fired), had to go to the washroom. He didn't take the key with him and I watched him walk leisurely out of the office. When he left and turned the corner to the washroom, I looked at my boss, who was looking at me in sheer astonishment for not reminding the coworker about the washroom key. I realized I had a smug grin on my face and my boss (who is still a good friend of mine) said laughing "You *ss....".

Coworker came back in a grumble saying "I forgot the damn key". I replied with "I hadn't noticed".

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